Hooray for Executive Compensation!

Who goes to gem museums? Who thinks it makes a great ladydate? Kind of makes me feel dirty just reading it... (an email from the harvard business school association of cocksuckers)...

Take advantage of this HBSAOC exclusive opportunity! Come to a PRIVATE VIEWING of a sensational exhibit of some of the world's most stunning gems. Gentlemen, this is the perfect evening to share with your spouse or significant other!

The PRIVATE VIEWING will be preceded by a RECEPTION and NETWORKING while enjoying exquisite hors-d'oeuvres from The Patina Group's Tangata Restaurant, and an informative presentation about the exhibit from expert docent, Chuck Liebelt.

This superb exhibit in the new and equally superb Anderson-Hsu-Tu Gallery showcases some of the finest known examples in the world of an assortment of gems as wonders of nature and products of human imagination with few rivals in the world outside of the royal families.

Pricing:
Earlybird Registration (before 5 PM Fri., January 18)
Crimson Circle Members $0
Crimson Circle Guests $39
Gold Members & Guests $39
Basic Members & Guests $49
Non-HBSAOC Members $49

(Bold added by me. I kind of like the implication that women need not apply: "Gentelemen, this is perfect...". Here's a visual from their website:)