when in rome

Spent the evening studying at Starbucks and learning to live with ugg. And small dogs. And losing faith in catch theory when seeing the ugly with the hot, only to later realize that the ugly spoke with English accent, thus rebalancing the universe. And those choice gentlemen cruising at the Westwood arcade (as in video games, not architecture). And high schoolers at an MUN conference who began practicing their vulgarity to earn the older kids' respect. And random run-ins with high school friends with overdue social issues to resolve. So, I studied as much as I could, all things considered.

Oh, we try to keep it useful up in here. Christmas gift ideas!
For only $10.99, you can pick up the O.C. Chrismukkah Album, and explore the glories of being interfaith just like Seth Cohen! And his lawyer dad! And his trustfund mom! And their adopted son from Chino! Cuz they're funny and shape modern culture.

And if that's not your thing, Amazon recommends the Everwood soundtrack. You mock me now, but just you wait. These unknown WB celebrities -- they're going to be the James Brolins of our time.

Finally, the rants on 'Life Aquatic' are over. The greater powers in the universe (Mel) told me that I should airdrop pamphlets of my riveting opinions into third world countries. Kind of makes me want to become a Voice of America DJ.