jude law: less bombshell, more just plain bomb

Jude Law, welcome to the world of Tom Cruise. Sure, you're an A-list celeb. You even have Pat Kingsley as your publicist. Just thank the lord you have an Oscar, Tom never had one of those. But the irrefutable is still the irrefutable: when you cashed your A-list card and made one too many movies for one holiday season to handle, they sucked, you sucked, and even a JLo marriage won't save you now. You're just a junk bond now.

The numbers:
"Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow" - net loss: $65 million
"I Heart Huckabees" - net loss: $13 million
"Alfie" - net loss: $50 million

So... unless "Closer" makes a net profit of ~$128 million, Jude's screwed. So all of you who clamored to waft essence of Jude at the premiere, you now know what it's like to have the fleeting euphoria of meeting a soon-to-be-has-been.

I entertained changing the title of this blog (zeitgeist is just bulky and not clever) to 'focus on me' but it lacks the umph of 'everyone shut up, i have a thought.'

From the cousin who has, for the record, gotten off of pokemon and is now a G-unit devotee:
cousin: u rite about stuff that barely anyone wants to know about
cousin: whatever man
devdooT: so it wasn't worth it for you, huh?
cousin: no like it's entertaining, but...
cousin: just chill
cousin: u don't gotta criticize errething
devdooT: oh, i'm chill. i swear it