the cushizzle?
Today I ran into an old, expired friend. Hard, for me, is to avoid staring at someone that I don't know but have heard of. So to pull off the "I don't know you" glance -- well shucks, that's just immeasurably harder. But you know what I discovered today? I'm damn good at it. And that makes me an asshole.
And on that note, I checked out this expired friend's website, wherein I found this:
"DEVDOOT MAJUMDAR: This is the guy that turned my social standards upside down. I didn't know I could talk for 9 hrs straight over and over and over. The only problem is he turned out to be the biggest asshole in the universe. Don't expect to see this man in the future."
Aside from that, there's the diet! I've decided to diet like it's my bar mitzvah tomorrow. As a result, my diet now has fiber issues. Buying some celery tomorrow.
Finally, there is a disturbing trend occuring in middle-class neighborhoods everywhere. In attempting to be cool like "G-UNIT," children have taken to speaking in ebonic. My 14-year-old nerd-aspirant of a cousin has taken to dropping the occasional "heezy." Not so good. Disconcerting. And just plain not funny. I thought it was just his attempt at fitting in, which makes sense and is kind of okay. But he forwarded an email from his friends, and they're all doing this half-ebonic, half-asian-girl-xanga writing that juxtaposes "2dai" with "shizzle." Just pretty much makes me lose faith in this cousin of mine.
And on that note, I checked out this expired friend's website, wherein I found this:
"DEVDOOT MAJUMDAR: This is the guy that turned my social standards upside down. I didn't know I could talk for 9 hrs straight over and over and over. The only problem is he turned out to be the biggest asshole in the universe. Don't expect to see this man in the future."
Aside from that, there's the diet! I've decided to diet like it's my bar mitzvah tomorrow. As a result, my diet now has fiber issues. Buying some celery tomorrow.
Finally, there is a disturbing trend occuring in middle-class neighborhoods everywhere. In attempting to be cool like "G-UNIT," children have taken to speaking in ebonic. My 14-year-old nerd-aspirant of a cousin has taken to dropping the occasional "heezy." Not so good. Disconcerting. And just plain not funny. I thought it was just his attempt at fitting in, which makes sense and is kind of okay. But he forwarded an email from his friends, and they're all doing this half-ebonic, half-asian-girl-xanga writing that juxtaposes "2dai" with "shizzle." Just pretty much makes me lose faith in this cousin of mine.
posted by devdoot majumdar at 12:07 AM
3 Comments:
The former friend you speak of must be the Musician... and that saddens me. I guess being away from MIT has made me less cynical towards guys like that, or something. I wish him the best, though. Still, one day I will probably also achieve "I don't know you" status with him. Some change for the better and others don't. He never changed.
WHO DA HELL DO U THINK U R??? DISSIN' MAH MAN LIKE DAT... WHUS WRONG WIT U? QUIT STUNTIN' PAR. DON' LET ME CATCH YOSELF FRONTIN' AGAIN WANGSTA. C ME WHEN U C ME.
HIROKI SAN
I find it really hard to take a comment like that seriously.
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